Pathan Ne "Faders De" Par Apane Bap Ko Card Bheja Aur Us Men Yah Panktiyan Likhi "Full To Bahut Hain Gulab Jaisa Koi Nahin; Mere Baap To Bahut Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahin!"
Pathan Ki Khub Pitai Hui! Pata Hai Kyon? Kyonki Woh Janm Divas Ki Parti Men Muft Ka Khana Khate Hue Pakda Gaya! Aur Kahane Laga Men Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hu!
Medical Student Pathan Ne Apni Classmate Ko Khun Se Ek Khat Dekar Kaha "Is Khat Ka Jawab Jarur Dena!" Clasmete Ne Use Jawab Diya "Tumhara Blad Groop Be Positive Hai!"
Dost: Tumne Itne Chotchote Bal Kyon Katwae? Pathan: Darasal Nai Ke Pas 3 Rupaye Chhuttee Nahin The To Maine Kaha Ki 3 Rupaye Ke Aur Kat De!
Pathan 2 Meter Lambi Pipe Se Hukka Pi Raha Tha! Dost: Itne Lambe Pipe Se Kyon Pi Raha Hai! Pathan: Yaar Doctor Sahab Ne Tambaku Se Dur Rahne Ko Kaha Hai!
Pathan: Jab Ham Chhota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darkht Par Chadh Jata Tha! Dost: Yah To Bahut Bada Darkht Hai Tum Is Par Kaise Chadh Jaate The? Pathan: Us Vakat Ye Darkht Bhi Chhota Hota Tha!